All art in my theme is by me <3

chubbythecorgi:

IT STARTED OUT SO WELL.

unfollovving:

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

mochisprite:

when ur playing the snk fangame and a crawler spawns right behind u

Ollivander: Oh you need a wand? Try this one.
*shit explodes*
Ollivander: Shit
Ollivander: I don't fuckin know
Ollivander: Here try this it kinda killed your parents
Ollivander: Perf

timtampon:

I was talking to my friend on the phone and then she almost got run over and i was obviously really concerned so i asked her if she was okay and after a moment she replied “there is a Jesus in the sky” in a really matter-of-fact sort of way
so obviously I thought something was seriously wrong butimage

vapreloaded:

blizooka:

askthejackofhearts:

helpyoudraw:

WA’s BOOT Anatomy Tutorial Pt2byRadenWA frm DeviantArt

i’ve needed this in my life since forever

B L E S S  T H I S  P O S T

I learned something today.

bromar:

*goes to england*

me: excuse me, what time is it?

brit: time wots that m8?

*big ben chimes*

everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*

brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG

cyberjock:

cyberjock:

I can’t get over girls with glasses in anime because they literally fucking make them invisible.

image

like i get ur trying to show her eyes but this bothers the fuck outa me.

image

WHY???

asseroth:

theappleppielifestyle:

a guy at school today was wearing this damn fine red nail polish and I heard these two girls whispering angrily and looking in his direction so I listened in expecting them to be weird about it and the first thing I hear is “how the HELL did he get it so good did he get it professionally done or something you need to ask him where he found that colour jesus fucking christ are you KIDDING me”

I think this is a good example of how the world should work.

(Source: meanplastic)

gengastly:

probably something along the lines of this

drkarayua:

piertotum-locomottor:

deepthoughtmod:

This guy was the leader of the improv comedy group I was in

who the fuck carries fake blood everywhere

leaders of improv comedy groups obviosuly

ruebird:

if you dont like ww link we can’t be friends tbh

californhia:

lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

I FUCKING DIED OMFG

making my way downtown

still making my way downtown

downtown is farther than originally thought

seriously though did someone move downtown

maybe i should’ve taken the bus

Day 512: finally made it downtown

damn , the mall is closed . 

making my way back uptown

(Source: bootythug)