I want this tattooed on my lower back

(Source: thatblokematti)

gothstoner:

intertnet:

my boyfriend sent me this at 4 in the morning 

im deleting

ofbard:

the box says “four servings” but my heart says one

(Source: jimtiberiuskirk)

english is not their first language: Hello! I'm sorry if my English isn't very good.
english is their first language: hte fuckign

mewtwo870:

hooligan fruit causing trouble at night

(Source: thejogging)

gaaraofsburbia:

cannibalfuckface:

I thought I was looking at some surreal art for a second there

Are you saying it isn’t

(Source: wildsofpennsylvania)

are you gay?
straight people: wHAT?! NO! WHAT THE HELL OF COURSE NOT! I MEAN IM COOL WITH GAY PEOPLE BUT NO!!!
gay people: hella
pan/bi/poly people: ish?
are you straight?
straight people: YES????? WHAT ELSE WOULD I BE???? DO I LOOK GAY???? IS IT MY SHIRT????
gay people: nah
pan/bi/poly people: ish?

yukulele:

watch this #important

(Source: kikkomans)

ambeer6:

Friendly reminder that the doves in the Efteling (Netherlands) are either gray, white, pink blue or green.

They are tame birds and painted with animal friendly dye. They are painted 4 times per year. They used to bathe them in the paint, which didn’t actually harm the animals but made them drowsy for a few days, but later animal welfare decided they could only be painted with brushes. The German factory that sold the paint went bankrupt and the Efteling bought all of their remaining paint. 

The painted doves are less likely to be attacked by birds of prey, so this method is also used by pigeon fanciers. It’s animal friendly and looks very cute so I thought I would share.

stereofeathers:

stereofeathers:

stereofeathers:

FUCK I FORGOT THAT THE BIRD STORE I WORK AT HAS ONE BABY BIRD THAT LIKES TO SLEEP IN PEOPLES POCKETS IM HOME AND SOMETHING IS MOVING IN MY POCKET OH FUCK


YEAH ITS THE BIRD I JUST ACCIDENTALLY STOLE A BIRD

 MY BOSS JUST GAVE ME THE MOST STERN LOOK OF DISAPPROVAL BEFORE HE STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD HE HAD TO GRAB THE EDGE OF A TABLE

celestier:

You’d better hope these land on 7, at least. >::::)

(Source: celestier)

nosdrinker:

my english teacher accused me of plagiarizing an essay i wrote about my own life

dave-rom:

Pokemon December, day 1; favorite dark type.

Got a bit carried away with the detail in this one while trying to make some nice gem texture. The rest of these will likely not have anywhere near this level of refinement.

I’m also probably only doing the main 18 types in no particular order, can’t be assed to do the other ones because they seem a bit silly and redundant to me.

starlorde:

starlorde:

au where bucky/the winter soldier is stitch and steve is lilo

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(Source: jasonlasers)

askthevvioletmariner:

askthevvioletmariner:

I think I can make an educated guess.

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